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Silliness!

So I rented Revenge of the Fallen yesterday, just to see it again. And I've been having delightful fun with aeon_entwined making fun of the titular character. (I hate him so much. And I doubly hate the way they took Megatron from a menacing and interesting character to his simpering lackey. Slaggit, movie Megs' fearsomeness in the first was part of what got me into the fandom in the first place and they nerfed him. >_< Nooo!)

Hence, I bring you silliness! Hope it amuses you as much as it did us.

The Fallen: Now, apprentice, we must...
Megatron: Apprentice? What the hell are you talking about? And why are you just sitting around here like a dumbaft? Go kill some Autobots or something.
The Fallen: That's your job. You're my apprentice. I sit here and plot and look evil while you do my bidding.
Megatron: You are crazy. Useless, too, apparently. Soundwave! What the slag is this guy's problem?
Soundwave: Analysis: Frilly angry robot believes this is the second Star Wars movie.
The Fallen: Cease this nonsense. We must activate the energon harvester and destroy their sun!
Megatron: Hmmm... yes... that sounds good. I hate those annoying critters. But... who the fuck are you, anyway?
The Fallen: I... AM... THE... FALLENNNNN!
Megatron: Well, that explains why you're still sitting there. Starscream, help him up.
Starscream: I live to serve you, Lord Megatron. *muttermuttercussinDecepticonmuttermutter*
Megatron: I heard that. I'm standing right here.
*Starscream finally succeeds in hauling the Fallen to his feet*
Megatron, to the Fallen: Now. You. Stop bothering me and go slag some Autobots.


Comments

erin_c_1978
Oct. 26th, 2009 01:28 am (UTC)
Heh. One thing that annoyed me about the film was how The Fallen completely failed to be creepy or badass in any respect except for like a half-second when he was first introduced. Megatron using HIM would've been much more fun.
fierceawakening
Oct. 26th, 2009 01:38 am (UTC)
yes. It would have mitigated some of the awfulness if Megatron had simply been humoring him, or had defeated him, or something.

Still, the origin story is pretty bizarre. I hate the idea that Megatron was corrupted by some outside force. He'd do a perfectly good job of turning to the dark side without help, slaggit.

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