Minister of Propaganda for the Decepticon Empire (fierceawakening) wrote,
Minister of Propaganda for the Decepticon Empire

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So I rented Revenge of the Fallen yesterday, just to see it again. And I've been having delightful fun with aeon_entwined making fun of the titular character. (I hate him so much. And I doubly hate the way they took Megatron from a menacing and interesting character to his simpering lackey. Slaggit, movie Megs' fearsomeness in the first was part of what got me into the fandom in the first place and they nerfed him. >_< Nooo!)

Hence, I bring you silliness! Hope it amuses you as much as it did us.

The Fallen: Now, apprentice, we must...
Megatron: Apprentice? What the hell are you talking about? And why are you just sitting around here like a dumbaft? Go kill some Autobots or something.
The Fallen: That's your job. You're my apprentice. I sit here and plot and look evil while you do my bidding.
Megatron: You are crazy. Useless, too, apparently. Soundwave! What the slag is this guy's problem?
Soundwave: Analysis: Frilly angry robot believes this is the second Star Wars movie.
The Fallen: Cease this nonsense. We must activate the energon harvester and destroy their sun!
Megatron: Hmmm... yes... that sounds good. I hate those annoying critters. But... who the fuck are you, anyway?
The Fallen: I... AM... THE... FALLENNNNN!
Megatron: Well, that explains why you're still sitting there. Starscream, help him up.
Starscream: I live to serve you, Lord Megatron. *muttermuttercussinDecepticonmuttermutter*
Megatron: I heard that. I'm standing right here.
*Starscream finally succeeds in hauling the Fallen to his feet*
Megatron, to the Fallen: Now. You. Stop bothering me and go slag some Autobots.

Tags: fandom, funny, silly, transformers
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