Hence, I bring you silliness! Hope it amuses you as much as it did us.
The Fallen: Now, apprentice, we must...
Megatron: Apprentice? What the hell are you talking about? And why are you just sitting around here like a dumbaft? Go kill some Autobots or something.
The Fallen: That's your job. You're my apprentice. I sit here and plot and look evil while you do my bidding.
Megatron: You are crazy. Useless, too, apparently. Soundwave! What the slag is this guy's problem?
Soundwave: Analysis: Frilly angry robot believes this is the second Star Wars movie.
The Fallen: Cease this nonsense. We must activate the energon harvester and destroy their sun!
Megatron: Hmmm... yes... that sounds good. I hate those annoying critters. But... who the fuck are you, anyway?
The Fallen: I... AM... THE... FALLENNNNN!
Megatron: Well, that explains why you're still sitting there. Starscream, help him up.
Starscream: I live to serve you, Lord Megatron. *muttermuttercussinDecepticonmuttermutte
Megatron: I heard that. I'm standing right here.
*Starscream finally succeeds in hauling the Fallen to his feet*
Megatron, to the Fallen: Now. You. Stop bothering me and go slag some Autobots.