It's fix-it fic for one moment in the s2 finale of Prime that I didn't like much (Megatron laughing after *spoileryspoiler*).
Fixed (or rather, explained to my own satisfaction, anyway) the weirdness, but...
...I think I broke Megatron in the process.
*throws Starscream at him*
YOU THERE, MAKE WITH THE MAGICAL HEALING SEX
*waves amputated fusion cannon arm at SS*
You revitalized the brand way back when, but now you are no longer useful to us. JUST GO AWAY.
(While you're at it stop putting the Autobot logo on your shit, too. Pretty sure that's also an insult to them. *shakes head*)
I mean really, Mark Wahlberg?
- Current Mood: irritated
....or is anyone else perturbed by this?
I don't mean by the video, it's just an angry person, but by the people posting it for yuks.
It honestly sounds to me not like someone who's mad, but like someone who is in the throes of serious mental illness. It bothers me that people find that gloriously funny.
That kind of anger, not subsiding after a half an hour? To me, that sounds like someone whose mental illness has made her life utter paranoid and bitter hell. I can't laugh at that, I can only pity. And hope that person gets help.
(And yes, I know she's drunk -- I just think that if that much nasty comes out when she's drunk, there's probably something wrong.)
- Current Mood: sad
WOO! WE DID IT!
And also, could not be more proud of Virginia for doing the right thing (again.)
Originally posted by dellessa at =O Election things...
Bc Scalzi is always relevant.
3. Accept the fact that the US is browner and more tolerant than you are, and that you need to become more of both of these things. By “tolerant” I mean that we’re okay with gays marrying and women deciding what to do with their own wombs and that we think science doesn’t want to shiv Jesus in the night when no one is looking. By “browner,” we mean, well, browner. Lots of Latinos and blacks and other ethnic minorities out there. More every day. And very few of them want to have anything to do with you. Both of these mean that lots of younger white people don’t want to have anything to do with you either, because — again, surprise! — many of the people who they love and grew up with in this browner and more tolerant nation are the folks you spend a lot of time railing against, in code or just straight up. And that’s bullshit.
I am a white, well-off, college-educated man married to a woman. And in my family and close circle of friends I have Hispanics, African-Americans, Asians, gay, bisexual and trans people, religious, agnostic and atheist, able-bodied and disabled. You lose me when you classify any of them as the other. They’re not the other; they’re us.
Spoilers for Regeneration and for Darkest Hour (takes place before DH, but makes reference to some of the Decepticons’ Big Plans.)
Megatron welcomes Starscream back into the Decepticon fold. With kinky, violent (consensual) sex of all sorts, a wee bit of discipline, and a nice long chat about exactly what was going through Megatron’s processor when Starscream left, all those many months ago. And what it means for Starscream now.
But mostly kinky welcome-home sex. Because HELL YES.
Technically a sequel to Accord (and references some events in that fic), though I’m also hoping it stands alone.
Accord was something of a rough sketch, dashed from my typing fingers in a fit of OH MY GOD THEY’RE BACK TOGETHER AND HAPPY ABOUT IT GODDAMN I AM DEAD OF GLEE. This is the carefully crafted, “so what was really going on there, anyway?” version.
Oh, and this one’s got the sex in it.
You didn’t think I was going to not write the sex, did you?
Come on now.
this fic, you guys
sadly it is not set in a certain... locale... because I started writing it before Friday
(though it hints at certain future plans)
it is TWELVE PAGES LONG already
and not finished yet
4400 words so far I tell ye bitches
stickier than sticky
and all full of painplay and D/s
and snarky bickering
AND MAKING UP FOR THE SHIT THAT WENT DOWN IN PARTNERS
I TELL YOU, I AM AWESOME
IT WILL BE FUCKING GLORIOUS
\m/ >_< \m/
- Current Mood: determined
probably best just to ignore me and my pettiness, but it makes me annoyed
hence I rant
"Also, to everyone giggling over the Megatron/Starscream “pairing”: Shut up."
I'd have to respect someone very deeply to stop shipping characters for them. Or to stop talking about it.
But someone I'd respect that deeply would never ask it of me anyway. So... sorry... no.
"What the fuck is wrong with all of you?"
"Did you miss out on like, their entire dynamic?"
Did you? Or did you just miss out on people (me, anyway) saying that there are multiple valid ways to interpret it?
Did you even watch the last three episodes?
He stepped out. Maybe Ma Kali can help you with something.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have fic to work on.